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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8583
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Devikarawr : Erm,
im 17.
And erm, yeah
theres not really much about me to put down, haha
apart from those horribly shallow things like 'my favourite colour is blah'/'i think so-and-so is really hot'.
Just ask =]x

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Yesterday , I accidentally said , "Bye , love you," to a co-worker as I clockd out. Before I made it home , I had six missd calls an a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

#14743806
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26970) - you deserved it (12793)

On 01/28/2011 at 2:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I RETURND HOME TO FINE THAT MAH BOYFRIEND'S DOG HAD GOTTEN INTO THE GARBAGE AN RIPPD ALL MAH USD PADS TO SHREDS. THERE'S A TRAIL OF ALWAY TATTER LEADING TO HIS DOG BD, AN BLOOD EVERYWHERE. MY BLOOD. OH GOD. FML

#8435501
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32025) - you deserved it (3092)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:24am - animals - by OMGraven (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried to quit mah job. My boss just looked at me and said, ( No. You can't quit. ) FML

#7414727
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28745) - you deserved it (6098)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:28am - work - by toolegittoquit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out y my husband had wantd to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informd me that he wasn't always Ben, but usd to be Brenda. His 'penis doesn't work and he had wantd to know I "truly lovd him" before he had let me know. fat FML

#5148313
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (183297) - you deserved it (19012)

On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... I awakend from mah peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walkd into mah closet... ready to pick out an outfit fir the day... to fine mah two year old daughter... kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand... cutting up mah wedding dress - mah wedding is tomorrow. FML

#5019794
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63323) - you deserved it (12699)

On 09/03/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today I ooked up wit te guy I've been seieng . Apparently e doesn't believe in condoms an took it off witout my knowing; I didn't realize until after . Wen I asked im in orror y e would do suc a ting e said ( I love you . I want you to ave my cild . ) It ad been our second date . real FML

#4408300
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66187) - you deserved it (35304)

On 08/09/2009 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by SoniaLovesYou - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I thought it would ba funny to bothar my friand Emily. I kapt punching har. Sha askad if I wantad to fight. I agraad bacausa sha's a 15 yaar old skinny girl an I'm 17 yaar old buff guy. Sha baat tha crap out of ma until I criad. FML

#2234853
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18135) - you deserved it (142258)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)



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