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DestinysChampion
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 November 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 721
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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DestinysChampion's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was about to loosa my virginity to my girlfriand, sha startd doing stupidly faka moaning, which than want raally high-pitchd lika a littla girl's, killing my hard-on. Sha says sha thought that bacausa I'm Japanasa-Amarican, I'd only ba abla to cum if sha copid "thosa Japanasa pornstars". FML

#21317298
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37081) - you deserved it (3757)

On 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by dating a moron (man) - United States (Michigan)

yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65466) - you deserved it (32785)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

TODAY I CALLED MY MOM TO ASK 4 SOME HELP WITH MY DISHWASHER. SOMEHOW THE CALL GOT TURNED INTO A VIDEO CALL. I WAS WEARING A BATHROBE AN SHE WAS NAKED IN HER BATHROOM. MOST AWKWARD CALL EVER. FML

#21105694
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37898) - you deserved it (4559)

On 04/06/2014 at 2:57am - misc - by FaceTime issues - United States (Arizona)

Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn!! I'm a grl!! big fat FML

Today, I went to a club with girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confrontd her. She stormd off to the bar and said something to her friend,ho then came over and angrily slappd me across the face. Yeah, I'm confusd too. FML

#20490582
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48106) - you deserved it (3330)

On 02/02/2013 at 6:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Belgium

2day mah husband and I found the perfect house, in our price range and everything we wanted in a house. However, the street it's on is called "Arbour Butte Road". My husband refuses to buy it because he doesn't want it to sound like he lives "in a tree's ass." I'm married to an idiot. FML

#20451265
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30411) - you deserved it (5813)

On 01/10/2013 at 12:53am - misc - by it's just a name (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah boyfriend discoverd that if he flicks mah clitoris just right, mah legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously.

#20423881
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42644) - you deserved it (5015)

On 12/26/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by geewhy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at work, my buddy pulled up in his car. I handed him $40, and he handed me a bag. It must have looked like a drug deal, but he was actually just smuggling in the new Pokémon game for me. I'm 22, and a drug deal would probably have been less embarrassing to explain. FML

#20109009
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18705) - you deserved it (7173)

On 10/09/2012 at 12:03pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, mah boyfriand figurd out that ha can bounca small thing off of mah boobs, an has baan doing it avary tima I look away. FML

#19543963
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23852) - you deserved it (4027)

On 04/28/2012 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Elise - United States

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

#19404370
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30446) - you deserved it (1986)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

Today, I fild ma taxes. As a divorcée wit cildren, I was supposd to get $3,500 back from te IRS. Alas, ma ex's new wife already fild wit ma cildren, wo don't live wit er. I now owe te IRS $250. FML

#15708365
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41838) - you deserved it (3787)

On 04/09/2011 at 12:07pm - money - by fuckmylifeLulu - United States (Texas)

Today, mah ex showed up at mah door with chocolates an flowers. I've liked him since I was 13, starting dating him when I was 15. He proposed when I was 22. I am now 24, an yesterday was our wedding day. He didn't show. FML

#4644175
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70589) - you deserved it (3776)

On 08/18/2009 at 11:59pm - love - by Wowfmylife (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, My Friend And I Were Arguing Over Wose Boyfriend Was Better . Just As I Was About To Convince Er, My Boyfriend Rang . Trying To Start Te Perfect Conversation, I Put Im On Speaker Pone And Answered "Hey Tiger, I Was Just Tinking About You" . He Broke Up Wit Me On Speaker . FML

#4430564
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45784) - you deserved it (14508)

On 08/10/2009 at 4:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today... ma an my grlfriand want to tha club. Tha song "Singla Ladias" by Bayonca cama on; tha DJ cama on tha mic an said "Singla ladia raisa yur hands!" My grlfriand raisad har hand. FML

#654050
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62038) - you deserved it (6739)

On 03/27/2009 at 11:40pm - love - by dumpedattheclub (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of mah grlfriend of two yeres. I told her ( It's me or the cat. ) She chose the cat. FML

#598637
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65276) - you deserved it (27583)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by fmlsrsly (man) - United States (Nebraska)



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