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About Despereaux : My life revolves around reading, music, and love. And I love a good tragedy. Fml is about hilarious suckish times for people. Lets just focus on them, and not start pointless stupid fights with people less intelligent than us, because we sink down to their level of stupidity and they will win for more experience in that area. If anyone needs a booster, ill be here. Ive needed that rock too many times. I needed to grow up, but I'm always here for anyone who needs it. In love with Ed Sheeran, Olly Murs, Parachute, Bastille, Harry Potter (books and movies), superwholock, and pretty much any book. I share this account with 6 of my best friends, so we added things each of us liked here. Xoxo, despereaux.
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Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out "well fuck you too". Very awkward silence. FML
Today, my son asked me if the short films I write are for little kids or for adults. Since I write horror-filled films, I said it was for adults. He went and told his teacher that I made "adult films". FML
Today, I finally got to conduct my first questioning of a suspect, who had been arrested in connection with a car theft. As I recited the Miranda warning to him, my mind went totally blank, and after a few seconds, he sarcastically continued the speech for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better, I said that she looked small. She said "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
Thursday 19 March 2015