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Despereaux

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1689
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Despereaux : My life revolves around reading, music, and love. And I love a good tragedy. Fml is about hilarious suckish times for people. Lets just focus on them, and not start pointless stupid fights with people less intelligent than us, because we sink down to their level of stupidity and they will win for more experience in that area. If anyone needs a booster, ill be here. Ive needed that rock too many times. I needed to grow up, but I'm always here for anyone who needs it. In love with Ed Sheeran, Olly Murs, Parachute, Bastille, Harry Potter (books and movies), superwholock, and pretty much any book. I share this account with 6 of my best friends, so we added things each of us liked here. Xoxo, despereaux.

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Visits<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 1:32pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 8:47pm<b>Devtyro</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 4:59am<b>ChrisIsAnon</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 12:24am<b>andrea515</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 7:03pm<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 4:03pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 3:38pm<b>ThePaperDragon</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 10:35pm<b>Snano</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 2:49pm<b>ahmadmuneer</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 2:27pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 2:23pm<b>buckstop1</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 6:51pm<b>Spencyy</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 12:16pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 6:55pm<b>FutBol_Fan_30</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 1:47pm<b>IamHercules</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 11:48am<b>johnny692</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 10:59am<b>carolyna96</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 10:52am

Fucked!<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 2:48am<b>ChrisIsAnon</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 6:25am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 12:56am<b>thebakingseal</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 1:07pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 10:04pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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Despereaux's favorite FMLs

Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML

#21498905
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24797) - you deserved it (2586)

On 12/01/2015 at 11:39am - misc - by ygma - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML

#21488837
8 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20622) - you deserved it (6848)

On 11/05/2015 at 4:15pm - love - by not my bf anymore - United States

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

#21459109
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19872) - you deserved it (7623)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:55pm - misc - by FishFlingingMonkey (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, the girl I like finally replied to a text I sent a week ago. Her reply was: "Don't ever text me again, fuckface." FML

#21347694
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33013) - you deserved it (4221)

On 02/01/2015 at 9:59am - love - by FuckfaceSteve (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML

#21293257
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34143) - you deserved it (4072)

On 11/06/2014 at 7:15am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

#21097950
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38241) - you deserved it (5611)

On 03/27/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by mookiemookie01 (woman) -

Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML

#21092790
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36239) - you deserved it (4405)

On 03/21/2014 at 4:46pm - work - by Lady Madeira von Cuntshunt (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, in my second year at university, I took a pregnancy test. It is the only test I've passed all month. FML

#20966092
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34400) - you deserved it (49986)

On 11/21/2013 at 7:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized I need to start hitting the gym, when my boyfriend actually utilized my love handles during sex. FML

Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML

#20895380
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37710) - you deserved it (3738)

On 09/25/2013 at 6:37am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dog died. In the same kitchen corner that two of my other dogs have died. I have a "Corner Of Death" in my kitchen. FML

#20833377
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57727) - you deserved it (3643)

On 08/12/2013 at 4:17am - animals - by The Corner Of Death (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while walking around town, some guy grabbed me from behind, clutched at my nipples, and said, "That's where I always imagined they were." FML

#20746398
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55271) - you deserved it (4164)

On 06/25/2013 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to visit my sister, who lives four hours away from me. I'd only just sat down on their couch when her husband told me I needed to leave so they could have sex. FML

#20666985
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46317) - you deserved it (3421)

On 05/16/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by earplugsplease (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML

#20626478
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41799) - you deserved it (5955)

On 04/27/2013 at 11:25pm - misc - by gross. - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheel chair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheel chair. FML

#20573755
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23132) - you deserved it (32504)

On 04/03/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by nickcedola40 (man) - United States (Florida)



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