About Despereaux : My life revolves around reading, music, and love. And I love a good tragedy. Fml is about hilarious suckish times for people. Lets just focus on them, and not start pointless stupid fights with people less intelligent than us, because we sink down to their level of stupidity and they will win for more experience in that area. If anyone needs a booster, ill be here. Ive needed that rock too many times. I needed to grow up, but I'm always here for anyone who needs it. In love with Ed Sheeran, Olly Murs, Parachute, Bastille, Harry Potter (books and movies), superwholock, and pretty much any book. I share this account with 6 of my best friends, so we added things each of us liked here. Xoxo, despereaux.
Despereaux's FML badges
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Despereaux's favorite FMLs
by meltingturtle / 08/01/2016 at 11:25pm / Love
by ygma / 12/01/2015 at 11:39am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by not my bf anymore / 11/05/2015 at 4:15pm / United States / Love
Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML
by FishFlingingMonkey / 08/21/2015 at 11:55pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous
by FuckfaceSteve / 02/01/2015 at 9:59am / United Kingdom (Durham) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/06/2014 at 7:15am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by mookiemookie01 / 03/27/2014 at 6:34pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML
by Lady Madeira von Cuntshunt / 03/21/2014 at 4:46pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/21/2013 at 7:18pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by ericabearr / 11/18/2013 at 3:14pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/25/2013 at 6:37am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by The Corner Of Death / 08/12/2013 at 4:17am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 1:16pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by earplugsplease / 05/16/2013 at 12:16pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by gross. / 04/27/2013 at 11:25pm / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous