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Deresius
  • Town/Country : Silverdale, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 August 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 77
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Deresius : Married, enlisted in the navy in submarine service, and I still have time to comment on fml's. I win.

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19712) - you deserved it (2528)

On 09/05/2011 at 7:14pm - love - by rplovez (woman) - Canada

Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident. One of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "asshole" afterwards. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7072) - you deserved it (24551)

On 08/13/2011 at 6:31am - kids - by Kathryn - Belgium



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