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About Deresius : Enlisted in the navy submarine service, pc gamer elitist, and proud owner of a 350z. Here for the laughs, and to put in my 2 cents. Feel free to message me.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML
Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident. One of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "asshole" afterwards. FML
Monday 1 September 2014