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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 537
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Deresius : Enlisted in the navy submarine service, pc gamer elitist, and proud owner of a 350z. Here for the laughs, and to put in my 2 cents. Feel free to message me.

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Deresius's favorite FMLs

Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62946) - you deserved it (11830)

On 07/04/2013 at 3:03am - intimacy - by Never Going Back To The Doctor (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML


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On 09/05/2011 at 7:14pm - love - by rplovez (woman) - Canada

Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident. One of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "asshole" afterwards. FML


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On 08/13/2011 at 6:31am - kids - by Kathryn - Belgium

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