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Demon_Squirtle
  • Town/Country : Nowhere, Sparkopolis
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 July 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 106491
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Demon_Squirtle : I love metal, horror movies, and art.

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Today, I was driving to the grocery store with my 7 year-old son. When I was approaching a stop sign, I look next to me and see a guy with a triangle shaped head. I tell my son "Look at the guy with the triangle head." My window was open. So was his. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6225) - you deserved it (50725)

On 05/03/2009 at 9:44am - misc - by mylifesucks123 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55574) - you deserved it (4667)

On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)



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