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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 July 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Demon_Squirtle : I love metal, horror movies, and art.

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Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65501) - you deserved it (5495)

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