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DemaCourre
  • Town/Country : SoCal,heckyeah, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 September 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 69
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DemaCourre : Just call me Dema.
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Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057 (223)

I agree, your life sucks (30169) - you deserved it (1878)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML

#17490517 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (18989) - you deserved it (3780)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by froggylicious - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

#17248199 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (11844) - you deserved it (1041)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:14am - health - by sisi9999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45376) - you deserved it (372593)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104 (1030)

I agree, your life sucks (50493) - you deserved it (283627)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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