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DelphiCat

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 November 1972 (43 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1421
  • Number of comments : 266
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DelphiCat : i like argue in comments when i should be revising/writing essays, so if you see me doing that, tell me to get the fuck back to work!

I will NOT moderate 'yes' on any FML that uses the phrase 'i come to find out' - because it is wrong on so many levels.

it says up there ^ 0 confirmed of 1 posted, but i actually have no idea what that was about! cant of been good if it didn't get posted :P

that cat at the top of the photo is Delphi, the gold one is Theseus (ancient history student? me? never!)

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I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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DelphiCat's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML

by ashamed father / 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I went to the hospital in labor expecting a baby boy. I ended the day with identical twins, a baffled doctor, and a husband convinced that our sons can clone themselves. FML

by CutestBoysEver / 10/29/2012 at 9:30pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML

by amidreaming?? / 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love

Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML

by Dave B / 11/25/2011 at 1:59am / Reserved / Transportation

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I am down to 3 euros. My mother just stole the last two euros from me. I asked what she needed them for? Condoms. My mother can have safe sex. I can't buy lunch tomorrow. FML

by theDiva / 01/21/2009 at 6:22am / Malta / Intimacy