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About DelphiCat : i like argue in comments when i should be revising/writing essays, so if you see me doing that, tell me to get the fuck back to work!
I will NOT moderate 'yes' on any FML that uses the phrase 'i come to find out' - because it is wrong on so many levels.
it says up there ^ 0 confirmed of 1 posted, but i actually have no idea what that was about! cant of been good if it didn't get posted :P
that cat at the top of the photo is Delphi, the gold one is Theseus (ancient history student? me? never!)
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML
Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Friday 28 August 2015