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DelphiCat
  • Town/Country : Scotland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 391
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DelphiCat : i like argue in comments when i should be revising/writing essays, so if you see me doing that, tell me to get the fuck back to work!

I will NOT moderate 'yes' on any FML that uses the phrase 'i come to find out' - because it is wrong on so many levels.

it says up there ^ 0 confirmed of 1 posted, but i actually have no idea what that was about! cant of been good if it didn't get posted :P

that cat at the top of the photo is Delphi, the gold one is Theseus (ancient history student? me? never!)

i'm actually only filling in this description to further avoid revising for my exam in two days. I deserve to fail really... :P

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DelphiCat's favorite FMLs

Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML

#18343732 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (16238) - you deserved it (1453)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by Dave B - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974 (488)

I agree, your life sucks (52064) - you deserved it (4779)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s. We spent most of the day with her and she didn't know who we all were. Time came for us to leave so when I gave her a hug good-bye, she whispered into my ear, "You're my type." FML

#2067937 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (61026) - you deserved it (2456)

On 05/18/2009 at 11:29pm - love - by KarlwithaK (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (372901) - you deserved it (412944)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML

#2281 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (18078) - you deserved it (7195)

On 01/23/2009 at 3:36am - intimacy - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I am down to 3 euros. My mother just stole the last two euros from me. I asked what she needed them for? Condoms. My mother can have safe sex. I can't buy lunch tomorrow. FML

#1998 (26)

I agree, your life sucks (20079) - you deserved it (939)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:22am - intimacy - by theDiva - Malta



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