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About DeidaraAkatsuki : Okay let's do this....name's Miguel, my favourite band is Thirty Seconds To Mars, and I also love August Burns Red, Paramore, The Devil Wears Prada, A Day To Remember, Parkway Drive, Chelsea Grin, Memphis May Fire, We Came As Romans, Fall Out Boy and loads more. So yeah I love talking to anyone, so please don't be shy to drop me a message :D Peace!
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Friday 3 July 2015