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by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student. In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt and shorts, has a short hair cut and a moustache and is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they are male. FML
by Monday / 12/02/2011 at 9:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML
by omfgnooo / 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
by WasteOMoney / 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by single / 07/01/2011 at 5:12am / China (Guangdong) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by A girl / 06/27/2011 at 3:55am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Work
by Khrixas_069 / 06/18/2011 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by DarkMaskDiva / 06/15/2011 at 8:24pm / United States (California) / Health
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by Username / 05/17/2011 at 12:05am / Miscellaneous
Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML
by TheNerd / 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:48am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…