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About DeathShad0 : I'm 17, I'm a guy, and I must be bored if I'm actually writing this. Love hunting, four wheeling and Parkour (google it).
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML
Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML
Friday 2 October 2015