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DeathShad0
  • Town/Country : Proctor, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 November 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 4352
  • Number of comments : 426
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About DeathShad0 : I'm 17, I'm a guy, and I must be bored if I'm actually writing this. Love hunting, four wheeling and Parkour (google it).

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Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML

#8446049 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (21562) - you deserved it (3315)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I chuckled at a "no smoking' sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and lit my hair on fire. FML

#8417763 (284)

I agree, your life sucks (2956) - you deserved it (39090)

On 02/18/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by kaycie_lynn (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking: "What can I get for you cuntie?" FML

#1751488 (192)

I agree, your life sucks (60649) - you deserved it (16265)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)