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  • Number of visits : 807
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Deadmau5_FML : One Love, One Life.

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Deadmau5_FML's favorite FMLs

Today, I was bored so I got ma little broter's toy spacesip and a teddy bear, went to ma room and started flying tem looool around, aving dog figts, making explosion noises and umming epic orcestral music. My mom opened ma bedroom door, sowing our new ot female neigbour around te ouse. I'm 19. FML

#13203283
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12952) - you deserved it (33600)

On 09/26/2010 at 12:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was watching TV with grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on stomach as mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me 4 bieng a pervert 4 an hour,hile grandpa sat and chuckled. mega FML

#13180631
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36098) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was talking to mah bast friand about a cuta guy that grls ara afraid to avan spaak to, so I than dacidad to march right up to him and say hallo . Whan ha smilad at ma, I stood thara with mah mouth wida opan, but I mada non-coharant words . Ha askad ma if I was a foraign axchanga studant . FML

#8784416
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8370) - you deserved it (25943)

On 03/02/2010 at 9:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I took a girl out I've been seeing looool fir two month on our first real date. I had saved all my money fir the week fir this. I took her to a beautiful restaurant uptown. She got hammered, hit me and screamed that I would never be as good as "Marshall." mega FML

#5758524
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38945) - you deserved it (2854)

On 10/10/2009 at 2:06pm - love - by pistonsunshine (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I WAS ON THE WEBCAM WITH MAH BOYFRIEND . I COULD SEE THAT HE WAS ON THE COUCH, AN ALONE, SO I TOOK OFF MAH SHRT AN SMILED, WAITING TO SEE HIS REACTION . HE SMILED AT ME BUT THEN KEPT LOOKING IN ANOTHER DRECTION . I PLAYFULLY ASKED "WHAT'S SO DISTRACTING?" HIS ANSWER: "HISTORY CHANNEL" . FML

#4896361
119 comments

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On 08/29/2009 at 12:27am - love - by notenough (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I was in the basement at my grandma's house . The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement . I lookd through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on . A pair of shitty underpants cummd down and landd in my face . They were my grandma's . FML

#3078532
69 comments

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On 06/21/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by yuck (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

#357552
225 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today... my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for anoter guy. Se said se's looking for someoneo can financially provide for er in te future. Te dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical scool. FML

#341783
544 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

yastarday I was tha only ona in an alavator whan an attractiva grl cama in, talking on har phona. Sha told har friand, "I hava to go, thara's a cuta guy on this alavator." Bafora I could avan raact, sha turnad to ma and said, "Sorry fir lying, I raally wantad to gat off tha phona with har." FML

#265039
107 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside . I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection . FML

#13325
80 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside . I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection . FML

#13325
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14003) - you deserved it (67658)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside . I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection . FML

#13325
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14003) - you deserved it (67658)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, RIGHT AFTER SEX, MY GIRLFRIEND APOLOGIZED TO THE NEIGHBOR FOR THE SCREAMING. HE THANKED HER FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT. FML

#288
36 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)



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