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Deadly_Punk
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 December 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1814
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Deadly_Punk : I don't think you know this but...
I'm kind of a big deal...
People know me...
I'm pretty f***in deadly

Now onto the nitty gritty!!!
- Metal = Life...therefore Life is pretty f***in sweet!
- Live shows are like your first time...except...everytime
- The gym is the breeding ground of perfection
- Chillin = Causing it

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (104368) - you deserved it (9468)

On 03/20/2009 at 2:11am - intimacy - by firsttimer69 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

#483516 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (25625) - you deserved it (92943)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, he looked at me and said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

#432766 (243)

I agree, your life sucks (32425) - you deserved it (68652)

On 03/18/2009 at 1:22am - intimacy - by myennechee (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)



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