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Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time my ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47528) - you deserved it (11156)

On 01/01/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Lonesome (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML

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