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DeJahVu
  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 March 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 310
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Today, my very good friend ratted me out to my boss because I used the photocopier for personal use. He said he will always be my friend, but "rules are rules." FML

#6569085 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (22293) - you deserved it (5737)

On 12/02/2009 at 3:20pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML

#6506969 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (23301) - you deserved it (10379)

On 11/29/2009 at 1:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was working in a warehouse where fellow employees were kicking empty boxes around. Seeing a box, I got running distance and kicked it as hard as I could, only to look up in horror to see that I had kicked into our CEO's face. I still had both my arms up in score mode. FML

#4417432 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (7698) - you deserved it (32443)

On 08/10/2009 at 12:03am - work - by zwillywilly (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)