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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 March 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 258
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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DayoRasta's favorite FMLs

Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML

#19231418
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11614) - you deserved it (40145)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying "Next time, I'll call." FML

#19169657
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29499) - you deserved it (3983)

On 02/26/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by . - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying "Next time, I'll call." FML

#19169657
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29499) - you deserved it (3983)

On 02/26/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by . - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying "Next time, I'll call." FML

#19169657
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29499) - you deserved it (3983)

On 02/26/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by . - United States (California)

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

#18981474
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15162) - you deserved it (21828)

On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
216 comments

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42342) - you deserved it (3718)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told my new boss to wish his daughter a happy birthday on my behalf, as I overheard him saying it was today. Turns out she committed suicide three years ago. FML

#14886336
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39786) - you deserved it (7213)

On 02/07/2011 at 7:54pm - misc - by um -

Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

#6356025
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17810) - you deserved it (7465)

On 11/18/2009 at 4:35pm - intimacy - by Tucker (man) - United States (Arizona)



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