Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Darkblade21

Search for a member

Darkblade21

2Fucked!

Darkblade21
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 420
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Darkblade21 : Heyo.

Darkblade21's page activity

Visits<b>styles829</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 11:42pm<b>depressed_child</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 10:12am<b>Blakepearsall</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 9:37am<b>NinjaDitto623</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 11:37am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 2:10pm<b>lucythomson</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 1:07pm<b>danthehuman</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 2:46pm<b>perfect_insanity</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 10:11am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 12:29am<b>gis0392</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 3:37pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 7:10pm<b>izzybell21</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 10:15pm<b>theflyingellis</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 6:01pm<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 1:03pm<b>zBerryz</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 12:35am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 3:47am<b>jaydoug92</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 1:56am<b>kenjah</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 1:14am

Fucked!<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 6:29am<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 1:10am

Darkblade21's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of Darkblade21's badges

Darkblade21's favorite FMLs

Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old daughter's late-night wailing. Well, I think so, anyway, as she politely requested us to "SHUT THAT CUNT KID UP." or she would "BLOW BOTH OUR HOUSES UP, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS." But I'm not 100% sure. FML

#21417851
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29441) - you deserved it (2492)

On 05/29/2015 at 11:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

#21067130
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51379) - you deserved it (4170)

On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my 13-year-old daughter excitedly told me about a new diet she read about online. Apparently, the diet entirely consists of bottled water and a mixture of food coloring. The food coloring "takes care of all that vitamin and mineral stuff." My daughter is an idiot. FML

#20985898
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47895) - you deserved it (7415)

On 12/09/2013 at 12:52am - kids - by Nofoodcoloringisnotasubstituteforfood (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was dragged to a Super Bowl party. While there, the host's kid threw 3 cups of apple sauce at my feet, which then exploded and covered my jeans. 10 minutes later, the host's wife announced that she was pregnant with twins. All I could come up with was, "You're making more!?" FML

#20492510
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34466) - you deserved it (5943)

On 02/04/2013 at 12:15am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • Tania's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! How are you all doing? This week has been quite eventful for some people. Uber has been causing taxi drivers here and there to get their knickers in a twist, notable over here in France, which caused…

Friday 26 June 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: