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Darkblade21
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  • Number of visits : 383
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Darkblade21 : Heyo.

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Fucked!<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 6:29am<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 1:10am

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Darkblade21's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

#21067130
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49973) - you deserved it (4041)

On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my 13-year-old daughter excitedly told me about a new diet she read about online. Apparently, the diet entirely consists of bottled water and a mixture of food coloring. The food coloring "takes care of all that vitamin and mineral stuff." My daughter is an idiot. FML

#20985898
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47828) - you deserved it (7408)

On 12/09/2013 at 12:52am - kids - by Nofoodcoloringisnotasubstituteforfood (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was dragged to a Super Bowl party. While there, the host's kid threw 3 cups of apple sauce at my feet, which then exploded and covered my jeans. 10 minutes later, the host's wife announced that she was pregnant with twins. All I could come up with was, "You're making more!?" FML

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90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34409) - you deserved it (5939)

On 02/04/2013 at 12:15am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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