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Dark__Angel66
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2216
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Dark__Angel66 : Work hard, play harder✌
I'm paid to take selfies and help people shop
Currently studying Computer Science

Dark__Angel66's page activity

Visits<b>brainymes</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 12:33am<b>TheSmurgler</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 3:23pm<b>Mons</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 10:35pm<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 1:57am<b>lexred</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 1:18am<b>apcsox</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 7:02pm<b>PlsNarwals</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 5:57pm<b>TPH1979</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 4:44pm<b>PePziNL</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 8:30pm<b>harlz31</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 6:59pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 2:12pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 1:47pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 2:04pm<b>Berber260</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 8:20pm<b>mcduckens</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 11:14am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 4:46pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 10:16pm<b>Brian2911</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 3:25pm

Fucked!<b>apcsox</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 1:02am<b>tiger820</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 8:13pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 8:05pm<b>lexred</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 7:30am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 4:17am<b>olpally</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 4:29pm<b>Kevinmeowbeanz</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 9:43am<b>Angsty_Armadillo</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 5:15am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 12:32pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:05pm<b>chivadz</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 7:22am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 9:07am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

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Dark__Angel66's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my tax filing status was never changed after my divorce. This means I haven't been paying enough and now the government wants its money. FML

#21522112
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19595) - you deserved it (3905)

On 02/02/2016 at 1:48pm - money - by sideeffect001 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML

#21518597
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20228) - you deserved it (5390)

On 01/23/2016 at 3:48pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out why this crazy bitch slashed the tires of my car to prevent me from going to my exam. It's because I'm supposedly the curve setter for the class and she wants to get into medical school without me fucking it up for her. FML

#21515273
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23781) - you deserved it (1700)

On 01/14/2016 at 5:21pm - misc - by notmyfault - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML

#21515102
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27404) - you deserved it (12984)

On 01/14/2016 at 7:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, after months of trying to train my cockatiel to perch on my finger, he finally trusted me enough to fly from his cage and land on my hand. I panicked and accidentally backhanded him across the room. FML

#21514709
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16620) - you deserved it (17674)

On 01/13/2016 at 12:05pm - animals - by parasheeeet (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

#21508922
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24052) - you deserved it (1178)

On 12/28/2015 at 11:59pm - work - by peachass - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I did slightly below average on my programming project. Aside from it being unnecessarily difficult, I also couldn't focus on it due to problems at home. After I confided in my colleague about it, I heard him mutter, "I knew women are crappy programmers". FML

#21502708
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21630) - you deserved it (2581)

On 12/11/2015 at 7:49pm - misc - by Rusty - United States

Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML

#21502374
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23715) - you deserved it (4774)

On 12/10/2015 at 7:12pm - misc - by crushed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a woman who I have spoken to approximately twice in my life, asked me out. I turned her down in the most harmless way I could. Three hours later, I found my car keyed and my windshield wipers gone. FML

#21502372
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22703) - you deserved it (1886)

On 12/10/2015 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

#21496594
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26459) - you deserved it (1743)

On 11/25/2015 at 7:32am - misc - by anthony (man) - Luxembourg

Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML

#21494864
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24827) - you deserved it (1849)

On 11/20/2015 at 2:07pm - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML

#21494790
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28025) - you deserved it (2604)

On 11/20/2015 at 9:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML

#21487113
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25571) - you deserved it (6791)

On 11/01/2015 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML

#21485867
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27443) - you deserved it (2748)

On 10/29/2015 at 4:02pm - kids - by caroline (woman) - Germany

Today, it's been so long since I heard from him, I had to look at my boyfriend's Facebook page to see if we're still in a relationship. FML

#21485493
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21853) - you deserved it (4822)

On 10/28/2015 at 3:48pm - love - by feeling single - United States (California)



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