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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 November 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 485
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DarkSkullCat : Im into anime and all that fun stuff, my abusive cat is the center of my life, I'm an artist but everyone thinks I'm a talentless loser, and I can keep myself amused with a rock. Can't say FML cuz I don't got a life.

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Today, I was down the pub with a mate and we got onto the subject of bar fights. I said I thought being glassed wouldn't actually hurt that much. My friend looks at me, calmly finishes his pint and then swiftly smashes his glass over my head. Turns out I was wrong. And we got kicked out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8577) - you deserved it (31468)

On 12/20/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by itstillhurts (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8761) - you deserved it (47620)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)



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