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Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45267) - you deserved it (7295)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was moving. While packing, I found an old photo that had been laying face down in the bottom of a drawer for some time, and some of the ink transfered to the drawer lining. There is now an image of my ex-girlfriend's face permanently burned into the bottom of my nightstand drawer. FML

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135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21921) - you deserved it (4662)

On 09/11/2010 at 12:53am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the desicion that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML

#7156329
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26308) - you deserved it (2033)

On 01/05/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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326 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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