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Daring_dancer
  • Town/Country : Seattle, Wa, US
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 April 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 36
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Daring_dancer : A fun loving dancer who loves to read about people's fails and wins. :p

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Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17024) - you deserved it (8073)

On 12/14/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Gassy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was driving past a farm that always has 4 chickens walking around outside. It always cheers me up to see them, but I couldn't find them. I wasn't watching the road so I didn't see when I ran over all 4 chickens. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13198) - you deserved it (37285)

On 08/27/2009 at 4:53pm - animals - by chickenlover (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10139) - you deserved it (32417)

On 05/28/2009 at 3:14am - health - by KKimrae_ness (woman) - United States (California)



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