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Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 9:19am - misc - by Coach (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
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On 10/29/2009 at 10:27am - love - by deserved (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML
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On 10/29/2009 at 12:09am - love - by clueless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
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On 10/28/2009 at 5:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, we finally got our first electricity bill for our new flat. I was shocked to see that we had used £60 worth of electricity in 6 weeks. Then I noticed that it was only an estimate, and that we could read the meter ourselves to correct the amount. We now have to pay nearly £400. FML
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On 10/28/2009 at 10:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML
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On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
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On 10/28/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by ilovemybrother (woman) - United States
Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 6:24pm - work - by nobodyreadsmyemails (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my son's hamster died. It was overweight and got stuck in its plastic tube. My 6 year old son came downstairs to me smashing a plastic tube with a dead hamster in it on the kitchen table. He thinks I killed it. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 3:35pm - animals - by freylero - United Kingdom (Greater London)
Today, I received the newspaper from my hometown. My ex-husband's wedding announcement and picture were on the front page. His new wife has the same first name as me. All my Facebook friends from high school commented on how much weight I've lost and how good I look in my wedding photo. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by WasFeelingGood (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 9:27am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I found out you can get arrested if your landlord quits paying the garbage bill and doesn't tell you. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 2:46am - misc - by TrashHound (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 12:45am - kids - by Chub (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 1:25pm - love - by hanzastfu (woman) - United States (California)
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