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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 December 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6925
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today , we finally got our frst electricity bill 4 our new flat. I was shocked to see that we had used £60 worth of electricity in 6 weeks. Then I noticed that it was only an estimate , and that we could read the meter ourselve to correct the amount. We now have to pay nearly £400. real FML

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On 10/28/2009 at 10:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

TODAY , I CUT MY FINGER OPEN WITH A SPOON. AFTER WAITING FIR 4 HOURS IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM , THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I WAS MISSING TOO MUCH FLESH TO QUALIFY FIR STITCHES. HE THEN CALLED 2 OTHER DOCTOR IN TO EXAMINE IT. APPARENTLY THEY HAD A CONTEST FIR PATIENT WITH MOST RIDICULOU INJURY. I WON. FML

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On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY I MET UP WITH A GIRL I'VE BEEN TALKING TO ON THE INTERNET 4 A YEAR AN A HALF. TURNS OUT SHE EDITS HER MOUSTACHE OUT OF ALL HER PHOTOS. BIG FAT FML

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On 10/28/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little broter ad left is myspace page up wit a message between im and is friend. Tey were talking about a plan to basically umiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." real FML

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On 10/27/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by ilovemybrother (woman) - United States

Today, I noticd that I've been spelling my company's name looool wrong in my email signature for over a year . FML

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On 10/27/2009 at 6:24pm - work - by nobodyreadsmyemails (man) - Canada (Ontario)

today my son's hamster died . It was overwieght and got stuck in its plastic tube . My 6 year old son cummed downstars to me smashing a plastic tube with a dead hamster in it on the kitchen table . He thinks I killed it .

Today, I recieved the newspaper from my hometown . My ex-husband's wedding announcement and picture were on the front page . His new wife has the same frst name as me . All my Facebook friends from high school commented on how much wieght I've lost and how good I look in my wedding photo . FML

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On 10/27/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by WasFeelingGood (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today... the door to my daughter's room became jammd and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Bieng resourceful... I grabbd my ladder and climbd up to her window... only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure wat was worse... getting stuck... or bieng laughd at by my nieghbors 4 a while.

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On 10/27/2009 at 12:45am - kids - by Chub (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML

#6006516
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On 10/26/2009 at 1:25pm - love - by hanzastfu (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parent had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementiond orange. FML

#6003671
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On 10/26/2009 at 6:15am - misc - by Roida (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my parent had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementiond orange. FML

#6003671
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On 10/26/2009 at 6:15am - misc - by Roida (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned mah nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML

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On 10/25/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by roadbikemama (woman) - United States (California)

Today... my crus finally let me drive is truck fir te frst time in a empty parking lot... after e told me e liked me. It was so dark tat I ended up driving into and pole and totaled is car. Now e ates me. FML

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On 10/25/2009 at 11:39am - misc - by madd_dizzle (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I kept restarting ma internet, wondering wy I wasn't receiving any messages from ma friends. Ten I realized tey were all ignoring me. FML

#5989620
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On 10/25/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by Happyforeverx (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)



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