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Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

By Lo / Saturday 25 October 2008 16:56 /

Today, I bought $300 worth of climbing equipment because I had lost mine six months ago, I hadn't gone to the climbing gym since I'd lost it. I went today because I was so excited to go climbing again. However, it turns out that I'd left my gear there, and it had been in the Lost and Found for the past six months. FML

By MitchellSully - / Thursday 3 December 2009 05:18 / United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML

By wooed - / Thursday 3 December 2009 03:15 / United States

Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 2 December 2009 23:29 / United Kingdom

Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML

By michelle91 - / Wednesday 2 December 2009 11:36 / Malaysia