Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Danny_Boii

Search for a member

Danny_Boii

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7578
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Danny_Boii's page activity

Visits<b>staaacey</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 11:23pm<b>Stardew</b> - the 10/27/2013 at 2:33pm<b>King_Of_Halfrica</b> - the 06/14/2013 at 7:33am<b>alexsandria83</b> - the 05/20/2013 at 12:13am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:22pm<b>Anteezy</b> - the 12/04/2009 at 1:27pm<b>DoveOrHawk</b> - the 09/09/2009 at 1:34am<b>GraceMonica</b> - the 09/08/2009 at 8:37pm

Danny_Boii's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Danny_Boii's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

#170218
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55672) - you deserved it (14468)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML

#93676
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84848) - you deserved it (7817)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45856) - you deserved it (374422)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

#2324
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26517) - you deserved it (3806)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Nik - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32445) - you deserved it (3257)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

#40
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61171) - you deserved it (4347)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -



FML's blog

  • Tania's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! How are you all doing? This week has been quite eventful for some people. Uber has been causing taxi drivers here and there to get their knickers in a twist, notable over here in France, which caused…

Friday 26 June 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: