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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 April 1974 (40 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3592
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

#14306986
110 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 3:18am - intimacy - by David H. -

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

#14305984
212 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML

#14304589
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9394) - you deserved it (39731)

On 12/22/2010 at 11:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

#14297992
200 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by screwed (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that if I try to resist a 70 pound bulldog that's humping my leg, I will end up with stitches. FML

#14294130
63 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 2:54am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

#14284666
210 comments

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On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)

Today, my 14 year-old son sent a broadcast on my blackberry saying ''I'm a young gay man looking for some fun!'' to all my contacts as a joke. What he didn't know was that it's my work phone. FML

#14284329
70 comments

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On 12/21/2010 at 11:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, an attractive guy told me he wanted to get to know me and see me again. When I told my boyfriend, in hopes of stirring up some jealousy, he said "he'll regret it when he finds out what you're like in bed, trust me." FML

#14282148
133 comments

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On 12/21/2010 at 4:38am - intimacy - by fail (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML

#14277581
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30683) - you deserved it (7345)

On 12/20/2010 at 9:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after an argument with a coworker, I sent him "Sorry about being such a jerk" in a reply to a mass email he had sent. I accidentally hit 'Reply All'. I now have 32 "It's okay" messages in my inbox. FML

#14274889
53 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 5:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML

#14272041
85 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my daughter. She asked me if she could go see Santa, so I said yes. She made me sit on his lap with her, and that's when I felt something on my bum. Let's just say Santa had a present for me. FML

#14263079
176 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by hotmommy -

Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML

#14256786
68 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 2:46am - love - by lovecrisis247 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there awhile. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for "help". FML

#14254950
72 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 12:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML

#14248345
117 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 2:14pm - love - by asdfghjkl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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