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Danny_b's favorite FMLs

Today, I bought my first house, blowing nearly all my savings on the deposit. I had left myself enough for just a couple of necessary bits of furniture. It turns out the previous owner completely stripped the house when he left, taking the oven and even the toilet with him, amongst other things. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 22 January 2013 08:27 / New Zealand - Wainuiomata

Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:54 / Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

By nosleep - / Saturday 5 February 2011 00:05 / Australia

Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

By UghCats - / Sunday 6 February 2011 01:58 / United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

By bob / Saturday 5 February 2011 12:02 / United States