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Danny_B
  • Town/Country : Wellington, New Zealand
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 April 1974 (40 years)
  • Number of visits : 2844
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55269) - you deserved it (3890)

On 06/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by doubleds (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML

#2569005
324 comments

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On 06/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by doubleds (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

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On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5449) - you deserved it (23031)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:00am - misc - by hypebeast - United States (New York)



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