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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 April 1974 (40 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4729
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today I draggd my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself!! Halfway through he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy!! I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant I'm just fat!! FML

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On 03/20/2011 at 12:26am - kids - by embarassed - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was on Facebook, looking at pictures from a party I went to. In most of them, I was sitting on the sofa, my shorts bunchd to the side, with half my vajayjay on show. FML

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On 03/19/2011 at 11:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY, MAH FATHER CAME OVER TO MAH HOUSE. I REALIZED THERE WERE CONDOMS ON THE TABLE, SO I SUBTLY MOVED A VASE TO HIDE THEM. HE THEN GAVE ME AN UNAMUSED LOOK AN SAID ( I KNOW YOU HAVE SEX. YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR NINE YEARS. GROW THE FUCK UP, DUMBASS. ) FML

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On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

today I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my grlfriend hen she started pinching me fir wearing green . To my complete shock hen she pinched my nipple I got the biggest most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life and no matter wat I did it wouldn't go away . We were in public . FML

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On 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States (Texas)

yesterday after my 22 year old son realizd that there was no more contact solution.. . he decidd to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushd out . I raisd this moron . FML

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On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -

mah boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried... stopped and asked... "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
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On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I emaild my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However , I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume , creatd 4 an English class project. Some of my former jobs includd bieng a certifid gangster , as well as the former president of Canada. FML

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On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today ma mom caugt ma talking to ma panis. FML

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On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today , I sowed my colleague ow I could switc on my webcam at ome from te office . Tat's ow we all found out my wife is ceating on me looool . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (109828) - you deserved it (6570) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word ( Hell ), my mother yelled at us 4 using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. mega FML

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On 03/12/2011 at 12:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was mah sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

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On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today.. . mah dad got drunk an asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." mega FML

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On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on face, an I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friendho was waiting 4 her, "The sink's broken. Can I use yur hand sanitizer?" Sohat landed on face? FML

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110 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 5:15am - misc - by anon (man) - United States (California)

Today , while bored at work I was reading an article online about the local zoo and its animals. I received an email so quickly responded , but when signing off accidentally wrote "thanks hippo" instead of "thanks heaps". To a woman with a weight problem. Who also outranks me. FML

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On 03/04/2011 at 2:13am - work - by sharni88 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, My Fiancé An I Were Cuddling On The Couch Watching TVhen We Started Kissing. As I Crawled Onto His Lap An Started To Unzip His Pants, He Said, "You're Blocking The TV." FML

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86 comments

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On 02/25/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by unwantedlove (woman) - France



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