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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14506
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About DanniNell : I don't know where to begin. First of all, I'm a pretty random person! I love music, anime, and drawing. I love doing nail art and playing with makeup.

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Today, I realized that my grandma has pictures of all her grandchildren all over her house, with one glaring exception: me. FML

Today, some asshat chewed me out over a 10 cent late fine he was charged on his library card. When I tried to explain the fine to him, he started mimicking me. Finally, as he chucked a dime at my head before storming out, I saw the glint of a Rolex watch from beneath his power suit. FML


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On 09/24/2013 at 2:14am - work - by DimeShapedBruise (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, at my job as a fourth grade teacher, I realized that most of my students have far nicer and more expensive phones than I can afford. FML


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On 09/23/2013 at 1:54pm - misc - by poor teacher - United States (Utah)

Today, one of my regular customers asked when we were getting married. I told him as much as I would love that, I didn't think my boyfriend would be very happy. He called me a "stuck up b*tch" and informed me he only comes to my line because he can always see through my shirt. He is 72. And married. FML


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On 09/23/2013 at 2:27am - work - by peejay6831 (woman) - United States

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML


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On 09/22/2013 at 10:56pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML


Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML


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On 09/20/2013 at 9:30pm - intimacy - by oops - United States (Texas)

Today, I met my birth mother. My dad won't talk to me, my mom won't stop crying and thinks I'm replacing her, and the rest of my family won't stop calling me a bitch. I'm 21, and I just wanted to meet the woman who pushed me head-first out of her vagina. FML

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML


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On 09/12/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by WTF - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML


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On 09/11/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by spiritbeast33 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML


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On 09/09/2013 at 3:19am - love - by heartbroken - United States (California)

Today, I found out the unionized cleaning people that empty the garbage and clean the toilets make $19/hr and have more paid time off than I do with my college degree. FML


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On 09/07/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was asked by my neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 years old and still lives at home. I'm 18. FML


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On 09/05/2013 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by whatjusthappened - United States (Ohio)

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML


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On 09/05/2013 at 8:29pm - love - by single again - United States (California)

Today, I got my wedding photos back from my sister, a "professional" photographer who offered to do our wedding as a gift. It turns out that not only did she not catch most of the ceremony or reception, but all of the outdoor photos feature a large garbage bag in the background. FML

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