About Danninell
I don't know where to begin. First of all, I'm a pretty random person! I love music, anime, and drawing. I love doing nail art and playing with makeup.
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Danninell's FML badges
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Mobility

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  • Back from the party

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Judgmental

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  • 50 favorites

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  • Consolation prize

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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • Night owl

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    5%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    11%
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    40%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    25%
  • 50 quality comments

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    38%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    48%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    38%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Danninell's favorite FMLs

Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 28 December 2013 05:10 / United States - Novi

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

By zamwow - / Friday 20 December 2013 23:36 / United States - Ridgefield Park

Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 9 December 2013 17:12 / United States - California

Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 December 2013 21:57 / Egypt

Today, my band members and I were brainstorming ideas to help increase our fan base. My drummer suggested they replace me for someone attractive. Everyone agreed and now they are trying to kick me out of the band I started. FML

By YouAssholes / Monday 9 December 2013 23:25 / United States - Anaheim