About DanniNell : I don't know where to begin. First of all, I'm a pretty random person! I love music, anime, and drawing. I love doing nail art and playing with makeup.
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by Anonymous / 11/12/2013 at 2:12pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Alice99 / 11/12/2013 at 12:39pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by queenxalee / 11/11/2013 at 6:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Cheer4Life / 11/11/2013 at 4:41pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Thomas / 11/11/2013 at 12:20pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
by Anonymous / 11/11/2013 at 10:55am / United States / Love
by Steiner / 11/05/2013 at 4:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
by unknown / 11/02/2013 at 5:10pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
by GymBattle / 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/25/2013 at 11:03pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months. Afterwards, they had a beer, a long chat, and decided this was my fault and I wasn't worth the drama. FML
by what did I do? / 10/25/2013 at 7:54am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
by MBean / 10/24/2013 at 2:04pm / Anguilla / Animals
Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yes, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
by cAtaLanbLoOd / 10/24/2013 at 2:06am / France (Languedoc-Roussillon) / Money
Today, I decided to try LSD with a few friends in a safe environment. As an artist, I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic paintings and had all my supplies set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the "evil easel" and never even touched my canvas. FML
by oldshitnewshit / 10/22/2013 at 5:11pm / United States / Work
- Today, While at a resort, my friends and I decided to go to the indoor pool. I was surprised when I… Today, I was complaining to a coworker about how my manager had changed my schedule without telling… Today, while on a ride at a water park, someone stole my thongs. The ground is hot enough to burn…