About DanniNell : I don't know where to begin. First of all, I'm a pretty random person! I love music, anime, and drawing. I love doing nail art and playing with makeup.
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by Anonymous / 01/26/2011 at 9:53pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by 123roomielover / 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/26/2011 at 8:26am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was released from jail. I had helped a three year old girl get up after falling on a wet floor at the mall last night when the security guards tasered me. Only this morning did they tell me they had mistaken me for a child molester that looks a little bit like me. FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2011 at 4:15pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
by totallyscrewedomg / 01/25/2011 at 12:11pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
by Anonymous / 01/24/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Utah) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/24/2011 at 12:40am / Egypt / Animals
by Theaccident / 01/22/2011 at 5:03am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/21/2011 at 4:25am / Monaco / Health
by neverhavingkids / 01/20/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (California) / Geek
Today, I called the college of my dreams to check the status of my application. Turns out they "never received" copies of my transcripts. They did however cash the $70 application fee that was mailed with them. FML
by Anonymous / 01/20/2011 at 7:10pm / United States (Washington) / Money
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
by Bethany / 01/20/2011 at 4:37pm / United Kingdom (London) / Love
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep three hours. FML
by Anonymous / 01/20/2011 at 3:05pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML
by ugh / 01/19/2011 at 2:19pm / United States (Washington) / Love
- Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It started out beautiful, until he told… Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the… Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which…