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DanniNell
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 4578
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About DanniNell : I don't know where to begin. First of all, I'm a pretty random person! I love music, anime, and drawing. I love doing nail art and playing with makeup.

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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49086) - you deserved it (13035)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML

#14888727
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29027) - you deserved it (5182)

On 02/07/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by Hopeless -

Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

#14882919
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40237) - you deserved it (4038)

On 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by anonomous - United States (Florida)

Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

#14882919
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40237) - you deserved it (4038)

On 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by anonomous - United States (Florida)

Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML

#14853922
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34865) - you deserved it (2380)

On 02/05/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by stinkerweeder (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML

#14847899
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35078) - you deserved it (5025) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/05/2011 at 1:29am - intimacy - by homerde - Sent from mobile version

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65547) - you deserved it (6031)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

#14738365
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42067) - you deserved it (5198)

On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

#14728347
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30295) - you deserved it (2485)

On 01/27/2011 at 2:17am - love - by dadum (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying "I love you." FML

#14725395
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27315) - you deserved it (3569)

On 01/26/2011 at 9:53pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

#14719810
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38083) - you deserved it (3129)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

#14718221
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21356) - you deserved it (11053)

On 01/26/2011 at 8:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML

#14716778
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31311) - you deserved it (3254)

On 01/26/2011 at 2:48am - kids - by Braelynn -

Today, I was released from jail. I had helped a three year old girl get up after falling on a wet floor at the mall last night when the security guards tasered me. Only this morning did they tell me they had mistaken me for a child molester that looks a little bit like me. FML

#14710569
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39026) - you deserved it (2901)

On 01/25/2011 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML

#14709189
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30258) - you deserved it (10638)

On 01/25/2011 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by totallyscrewedomg - United States (Texas)



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