Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

DanniNell

Offline (the 09/15/2014 at 8:42am) | Search for a member

DanniNell

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 December 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7393
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About DanniNell : I don't know where to begin. First of all, I'm a pretty random person! I love music, anime, and drawing. I love doing nail art and playing with makeup.

DanniNell's page activity

Visits<b>munuxi</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 9:49am<b>timmy257</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 11:49am<b>Chente_313</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 11:54pm<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 10:06am<b>aimzskee</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 7:53am<b>yoursmileishawt</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 11:27am<b>Pstraka6</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 8:19pm<b>HunterHimself</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 11:15am<b>inner_peace</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 10:56am<b>pantherfan0877</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 6:35am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 8:11pm<b>drdeathnacho</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 7:06pm<b>gotaplanstan</b> - the 05/22/2014 at 11:39pm<b>paintballwarrior</b> - the 05/22/2014 at 7:37pm<b>triplebeerox</b> - the 05/21/2014 at 6:36pm<b>okcnation</b> - the 05/21/2014 at 2:14am<b>FrostyKittens</b> - the 05/17/2014 at 11:58pm<b>Jakob2255</b> - the 05/15/2014 at 12:35am

DanniNell's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of DanniNell's badges

DanniNell's favorite FMLs

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
780 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66771) - you deserved it (14048)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML

#15747927
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30160) - you deserved it (3774)

On 04/11/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by drunkluv - Australia

Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML

#15747927
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30160) - you deserved it (3774)

On 04/11/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by drunkluv - Australia

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

#15719480
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37349) - you deserved it (4126)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I filed my taxes. As a divorcée with children, I was supposed to get $3,500 back from the IRS. Alas, my ex's new wife already filed with my children, who don't live with her. I now owe the IRS $250. FML

#15708365
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39759) - you deserved it (3621)

On 04/09/2011 at 12:07pm - money - by fuckmylifeLulu - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

#15698653
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18143) - you deserved it (33627)

On 04/08/2011 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on my way home on my bike when a lady in a 4WD cut me off while beeping her horn and calling me a "stupid f**ker who should get a proper education." In her car, she was smoking, and her three children weren't wearing seat belts. FML

#15661688
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35801) - you deserved it (3149)

On 04/06/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by faza4327 (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML

#15661118
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19822) - you deserved it (32862)

On 04/06/2011 at 2:22am - animals - by mottephobe - United States (Utah)

Today, I was cleaning my bathroom, and accidentally spilled bleach, ruining my shower curtain, rugs, and towels. While attempting to wipe up the bleach, I knocked over a bottle of shower cleaner. It read, "WARNING: DO NOT MIX WITH BLEACH." I still can't go in the house. FML

#15657358
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30247) - you deserved it (10275)

On 04/05/2011 at 9:52pm - misc - by troublewithbleach (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her crave a cigarette. Sex is one of them. FML

#15591776
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46164) - you deserved it (6028)

On 04/01/2011 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by guest - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

#15582490
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50051) - you deserved it (5368)

On 03/31/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by paige - United States (Ohio)

Today, on my 21st birthday, a relative asked me if I was still engaged to the love of my life. The man I spent several years with, gave my virginity to, moved across the country for, who promised to marry me before my 21st, and who swore he was over his ex for good. No, but thanks for asking. FML

#15565101
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34545) - you deserved it (7340)

On 03/30/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

#15546300
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69947) - you deserved it (9645)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

#15538339
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33354) - you deserved it (4809)

On 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by -_- - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

#15500038
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45213) - you deserved it (7242)

On 03/26/2011 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Thatslife (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: