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DanniNell
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 4531
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About DanniNell : I don't know where to begin. First of all, I'm a pretty random person! I love music, anime, and drawing. I love doing nail art and playing with makeup.

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Today, I was in a mall bathroom when two girls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31342) - you deserved it (2395)

On 09/11/2012 at 3:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

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215 comments

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On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML

Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML

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On 08/18/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML

#20027507
143 comments

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On 08/18/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML

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122 comments

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On 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by nick (man) - United States (California)

Today, was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML

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122 comments

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On 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by nick (man) - United States (California)

Today, was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML

#19980298
122 comments

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On 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by nick (man) - United States (California)

Today, was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML

#19980298
122 comments

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On 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by nick (man) - United States (California)

Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML

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On 07/21/2012 at 11:08am - love - by marquez_jasmine - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML

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160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19891) - you deserved it (3002)

On 07/21/2012 at 11:08am - love - by marquez_jasmine - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my sister-in-law is getting married. She is one of my best friends, and was my maid of honor when I got married. She's asked me to serve punch at hers. FML

Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML

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On 07/18/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by NoRingForMe (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML

#19954644
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I agree, your life sucks (18405) - you deserved it (11156)

On 07/18/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by NoRingForMe (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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