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Daniyal
  • Town/Country : Dhaka, Bangladesh
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 April 1995 (19 years)
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Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML

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