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  • Number of visits : 687
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Daniel_DD32's favorite FMLs

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

#16815939
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31248) - you deserved it (2408)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Katie - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46389) - you deserved it (7191)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

#16793164
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48632) - you deserved it (3414)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML

#16714444
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31469) - you deserved it (2126)

On 06/17/2011 at 4:23pm - misc - by ajdown (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50287) - you deserved it (7814)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

#16488839
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21578) - you deserved it (37979)

On 06/03/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

#16418676
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33151) - you deserved it (15027)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51210) - you deserved it (4576)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

#16395878
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41467) - you deserved it (7555)

On 05/29/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Username - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59228) - you deserved it (10100)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

#16252216
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13014) - you deserved it (43591)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)

Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML

#16237035
125 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by nicknick2 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

#16218945
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45915) - you deserved it (7538)

On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

#16136460
99 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:20pm - health - by anonymous -

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
249 comments


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