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Daniel_DD32's favorite FMLs
by Katie / 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Transportation
by fmlguy382 / 06/22/2011 at 4:13am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/22/2011 at 1:35am / United States (Idaho) / Work
Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML
by ajdown / 06/17/2011 at 4:23pm / United Kingdom (London) / Transportation
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches," your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
by MakeMeASandwich / 06/10/2011 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML
by Anonymous / 06/03/2011 at 8:41pm / United States / Intimacy
by OopsKid / 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Jess / 05/30/2011 at 11:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Username / 05/29/2011 at 12:41am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
by esoog / 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
by nicknick2 / 05/18/2011 at 12:08pm / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 6:06am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Intimacy
by vaalcrawford / 05/11/2011 at 12:59am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…