About DanielT1994 : I'm well into my second semester at American River College. I'm working on learning Italian because my family doesn't speak it anymore. I plan on majoring in Criminal Justice. If I offend you, I do apologize; the comments I make are related to who I am, and I, as well as you are, am shaped by things that happen to me. I am a firm believer in God and our Lord Jesus Christ. I love video games and science fiction. I love animals, but they can be annoying. I can be cold, but I generally try to be a kind man. I mainly go on this application between 0600 and 0700 before class and then whenever else I can. Puns are my favorite type of joke. I'm a very sarcastic man. I have no sympathy for teenagers that disrespect their parents and the rules of the house. Stupidity can be very bothersome to me. I try to live by a moral code. If you would like to contact me, do as you wish.
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Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
by Anonymous / 12/18/2011 at 8:24pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML
by picklemonger / 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm / Canada / Transportation
by Anonymous / 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Margo / 11/15/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by embarrassed / 11/11/2011 at 10:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
by Anonymous / 10/22/2011 at 7:26pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 10/12/2011 at 2:11am / Canada / Love
by Anonymous / 10/04/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
Today, after being dumped by my boyfriend of two years, I poured my heart out to my dad. He nodded and looked sympathetic throughout. Afterwards, I asked him what I should do. He replied, "How the hell should I know?" and awkwardly left my room. FML
by Lisa / 09/18/2011 at 10:07pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/16/2011 at 2:36am / United States / Transportation
by brinn / 09/16/2011 at 1:15am / United States (California) / Love
by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids
by Nasty / 08/30/2011 at 12:48pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health
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