About DanielT1994 : I'm well into my second semester at American River College. I'm working on learning Italian because my family doesn't speak it anymore. I plan on majoring in Criminal Justice. If I offend you, I do apologize; the comments I make are related to who I am, and I, as well as you are, am shaped by things that happen to me. I am a firm believer in God and our Lord Jesus Christ. I love video games and science fiction. I love animals, but they can be annoying. I can be cold, but I generally try to be a kind man. I mainly go on this application between 0600 and 0700 before class and then whenever else I can. Puns are my favorite type of joke. I'm a very sarcastic man. I have no sympathy for teenagers that disrespect their parents and the rules of the house. Stupidity can be very bothersome to me. I try to live by a moral code. If you would like to contact me, do as you wish.
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by zomg / 04/30/2012 at 5:24am / United States (Florida) / Work
by ShadowJack / 04/29/2012 at 11:10am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/28/2012 at 11:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by Elise / 04/28/2012 at 7:36pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
by Anonymous / 04/28/2012 at 12:41am / United States / Transportation
Today, I was walking down the street, when an aging lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she had pickpocketed me of my wallet. FML
by Anonymous / 04/27/2012 at 9:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
by crazyk2468 / 04/26/2012 at 1:29pm / United States (California) / Health
by monkeycannon7 / 04/24/2012 at 12:36pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by spanishsucks / 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML
by bibi / 03/19/2012 at 7:43pm / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Animals
by starboy / 03/10/2012 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
by Kayla / 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm / United States / Health
Today, I came back from a holiday and the friend who'd been looking after my cats returned my spare key. When I wanted to put some relaxing music on, I noticed that he'd switched most of my CDs around in their cases. I have over a thousand of them. Very funny, thanks. FML
by Veryfunny / 02/23/2012 at 6:52pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by catlady / 01/09/2012 at 11:56am / United Kingdom (Bexley) / Love
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…