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DanielT1994

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 November 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4455
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DanielT1994 : I'm well into my second semester at American River College. I'm working on learning Italian because my family doesn't speak it anymore. I plan on majoring in Criminal Justice. If I offend you, I do apologize; the comments I make are related to who I am, and I, as well as you are, am shaped by things that happen to me. I am a firm believer in God and our Lord Jesus Christ. I love video games and science fiction. I love animals, but they can be annoying. I can be cold, but I generally try to be a kind man. I mainly go on this application between 0600 and 0700 before class and then whenever else I can. Puns are my favorite type of joke. I'm a very sarcastic man. I have no sympathy for teenagers that disrespect their parents and the rules of the house. Stupidity can be very bothersome to me. I try to live by a moral code. If you would like to contact me, do as you wish.

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Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML

by iailwkrb / 02/26/2009 at 11:08am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML

by sadgf / 02/25/2009 at 4:12pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML

by sadgf / 02/25/2009 at 4:12pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML

by sadgf / 02/25/2009 at 4:12pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML

by sadgf / 02/25/2009 at 4:12pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML

by Lily / 02/21/2009 at 6:22am / United States (California) / Work

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

by littelace / 02/19/2009 at 1:29am / United States (Iowa) / Love

Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML

by nj / 02/10/2009 at 12:41pm / United States (Iowa) / Kids

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her facebook status said "Pointless day, gone to bed". FML

by pointlessperson / 02/06/2009 at 9:28am / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Miscellaneous

Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML

by Zippyzoo / 02/03/2009 at 5:16pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

by GopherJR / 01/18/2009 at 8:07pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Love