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Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. FML

#21433097
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24390) - you deserved it (2067)

On 06/28/2015 at 1:06am - love - by Waste Someone Else's Time - United States

Today, my parents heard about the decision to make same-sex marriage legal in all states. They're so outraged that they're even talking about getting a house in Canada. They're in for a surprise. FML

#21432698
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28667) - you deserved it (2292)

On 06/27/2015 at 5:38am - misc - by MovingtoCanada (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my dog's new favorite game to play: "If you don't stop petting me, I'll bite your balls as hard as I can." FML

Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML

#21416031
48 comments

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On 05/26/2015 at 11:40am - intimacy - by shitty shit - United States (Indiana)

Today, I tried to work on my attitude at work. People say I'm mean, so I tried to be nice all day. Apparently I'm now condescending. FML

#21415518
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24381) - you deserved it (3456)

On 05/25/2015 at 1:42pm - work - by Frustrated - United States

Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were "I hope you have insurance". FML

#21410548
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29843) - you deserved it (1837)

On 05/15/2015 at 2:48pm - misc - by hendrixisgod86 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML

#21397356
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28040) - you deserved it (3222)

On 04/21/2015 at 9:48am - love - by veiny - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got grounded because my mom found a condom in the bathroom trashcan and assumed it was mine. I took the blame because I was too embarrassed to admit that it must have belonged to my 13-year-old brother, since I'm still a virgin at 19. FML

#21391452
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30374) - you deserved it (4664)

On 04/10/2015 at 7:16pm - misc - by uglybrother (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML

#21389247
105 comments

Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML

#21389247
105 comments

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

#21382179
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22429) - you deserved it (8756)

On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

#21379776
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30485) - you deserved it (2459)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:24pm - kids - by anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took the biggest, most excruciatingly painful crap of my life. It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards. Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around and post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)". FML

#21379420
90 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my little sister complained about a young boy in her class always pulling her hair. She asked when boys will stop doing it. My mom replied, "They won't, even when they're grown-ups," then looked over at my dad and shared a dirty smirk. FML

#21369959
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36099) - you deserved it (3270)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML

#21365201
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35211) - you deserved it (3122)

On 02/28/2015 at 11:23am - love - by great (man) - United States (Texas)



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