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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 February 1996 (18 years)
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About DanceDiva1496 : Hey my name's Caroline. I rly love all my friends! My besties are Cai, Alli, and Ryan. I love FML!

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Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28557) - you deserved it (282642)

On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73694) - you deserved it (432017)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year old boy. 3 times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28313) - you deserved it (4660)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:56am - work - by cplaner (woman) - United States (Maine)



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