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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 February 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 485
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DanceDiva1496 : Hey my name's Caroline. I rly love all my friends! My besties are Cai, Alli, and Ryan. I love FML!

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Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

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194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41338) - you deserved it (11596)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML

#17534903
165 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 1:51am - animals - by Dogless - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as the clock struck twelve for the new year, I was in the bathroom having a nosebleed. FML

#14423827
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23364) - you deserved it (3641)

On 01/01/2011 at 10:37am - health - by cauteriseme (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, instead of watching a movie like a normal family, we performed random acts of kindness by handing out roses to total strangers in the freezing cold. No one would take them. FML

#14400512
87 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, all the while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

#12624086
145 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 11:48am - misc - by feartheend511 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML

#12622132
154 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by ktin - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML

#12596251
95 comments

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On 08/18/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

#12522582
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On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
241 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML

#12095964
118 comments

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On 07/25/2010 at 1:06am - health - by one_BAMF - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 250 lb ex-Marine dad announced he was going to start randomly punching me in the crotch, without warning, to "improve my reflexes." FML

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278 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by theregoesmyspermcount (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML

#4208437
100 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 3:24pm - misc - by Jesse (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682
312 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML

#316205
171 comments

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On 03/14/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by like - United States (Pennsylvania)



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