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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 231
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DamnitSarahh : Well, the name iiis Sarah (:
i be on dat ps3.

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DamnitSarahh's favorite FMLs

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

#18079662
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22381) - you deserved it (44771)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44855) - you deserved it (5036)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

#3297197
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11203) - you deserved it (50146)

On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was sitting in class when the most popular girl in my grade came up to me holding birthday invitation cards. I've never been invited to a birthday party, so I was so excited when she handed me a card only to hear her say, "Mary is on your bus, will you give this to her?" FML

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238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60616) - you deserved it (4167)

On 06/07/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by loner (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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