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Damnitsarahh's favorite FMLs

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 26 October 2011 14:14 / United States

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

By MLGreco / Friday 14 October 2011 16:11 / United States

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

By Soapy - / Sunday 28 June 2009 07:23 / United States

Today, I was sitting in class when the most popular girl in my grade came up to me holding birthday invitation cards. I've never been invited to a birthday party, so I was so excited when she handed me a card only to hear her say, "Mary is on your bus, will you give this to her?" FML

By loner - / Sunday 7 June 2009 12:28 / United States