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Dalyn8912
  • Town/Country : Valleyview, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 62
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Dalyn8912 : I enjoy sports, especially badminton and track. I actually enjoy school and have a pretty decent tolerance for all the stupid people around me. FML is a great way to waste time and it makes me feel better about my life when I hear how bad others' are. Thanks for reading!

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Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML

#20673360
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34679) - you deserved it (4771)

On 05/19/2013 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsed. I gave CPR while the cashier called for help. During this, the other patrons were complaining that no other register was open. Once the ambulance arrived, I returned to my cart to find items removed and 40 dollars taken from my purse. FML

#20666447
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56685) - you deserved it (2974)

On 05/16/2013 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrified, I stopped playing 10 minutes in. Tonight, I kept hearing noises outside. When I peered out through the window, a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shrieked in absolute terror; he burst out laughing. It was my boyfriend. FML

#20520443
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27381) - you deserved it (3530)

On 02/24/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by stillfuckingcrying (woman) - Sweden (Kalmar Lan)

Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML

#20458013
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27538) - you deserved it (1961)

On 01/13/2013 at 10:36pm - misc - by PeeFlavouredFloss (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
575 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9701) - you deserved it (39869) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France



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