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DahkLohd

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 4560
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About DahkLohd : I don't have a nose.

DahkLohd's page activity

Visits<b>French_giirl</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 3:49pm<b>mushie12</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 1:54am<b>BakedInTheOven</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 12:11pm<b>ztodaro</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 2:07am<b>IAm123</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 8:06pm<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 12:28am<b>XxPojoxX</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 12:01am<b>OptimusSlime</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 6:32pm<b>Ajax_Teh_Great</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 6:32pm<b>YaoiTitan</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 11:26pm<b>Skydiver2001</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 5:19pm<b>Rosieflowers7</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 9:10pm<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 10:33pm<b>refticon</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 5:41pm<b>Addiction333</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 11:29pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 1:57pm<b>DarkLink9001</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 8:24am<b>paskievitchjack</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 2:09am

Fucked!<b>mushie12</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 6:38am<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 6:28am<b>XxPojoxX</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 6:01am<b>YaoiTitan</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 5:27am<b>refticon</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 11:41pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 6:28am<b>MarkTheMintMan</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 6:06pm<b>soveryunoriginal</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 2:12pm<b>klawzor</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 7:54am<b>CitricAcid</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 12:50am<b>sevazilla</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 4:36am<b>kittykat1501</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 12:57pm<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 2:15am<b>RoseBlack123</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 4:56pm<b>brittsteele</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 10:01pm<b>dposspan</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 6:04pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 3:37pm<b>I_Am_Lamp_</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 6:53am

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DahkLohd's favorite FMLs

Today, I went over to welcome this new couple to our subdivision with a bottle of wine and muffins. I told them I liked what they were doing with the place, then asked them when they had moved in. They replied, "Two years ago." FML

by Anonymous / 12/14/2010 at 10:02am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to feed my neighbor's cat while he was out of town. The cat was sick, so part of my job was to give it a pill each time I came. Cats don't like swallowing pills. My neighbor forgot to mention that his cat wasn't declawed. I was wearing shorts. FML

by anonymous / 12/14/2010 at 6:52am / United States / Health

Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML

by virginat16 / 12/14/2010 at 6:00am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

by Wisconsin love / 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy

Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML

by Amanda / 12/13/2010 at 11:29am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML

by Anonymous / 12/12/2010 at 4:55pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

by Anonymous / 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Love