About Dahklohd
I don't have a nose.
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Dahklohd's favorite FMLs

Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML

By disappointed - / Tuesday 7 June 2011 17:05 / United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

By meyo555 / Thursday 2 June 2011 09:45 / United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML

By veggiepower11028 / Tuesday 31 May 2011 12:02 /

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

By weddingblues - / Monday 30 May 2011 04:19 / United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML

By Motionless - / Thursday 26 May 2011 09:55 / United States