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  • Number of visits : 2985
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About DahkLohd : I don't have a nose.

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DahkLohd's favorite FMLs

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

#14717553
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15636) - you deserved it (23770)

On 01/26/2011 at 5:31am - health - by WronglySad619 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I've been paying student fees for the wrong account. Apparently I have been paying for some other student's tuition. FML

#14717169
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31203) - you deserved it (7146)

On 01/26/2011 at 3:52am - money - by AlreadyInDebt (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

#14575299
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22749) - you deserved it (4794)

On 01/14/2011 at 5:11am - work - by embarassed (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

#14574802
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19591) - you deserved it (2772)

On 01/14/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by wrongnumber (woman) - United States

Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML

#14529858
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7287) - you deserved it (59093)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

#14379912
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31858) - you deserved it (11815)

On 12/29/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to contact my birth mother, who abandoned me when I was three weeks old. After months of tracing, I finally plucked up the courage to call her. She told me to "f*ck off and die". FML

#14310097
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49672) - you deserved it (6650)

On 12/23/2010 at 11:13am - misc - by unfortunategeek - United Kingdom

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

#14300569
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27636) - you deserved it (4319)

On 12/22/2010 at 5:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML

#14242742
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24052) - you deserved it (2619)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:56am - misc - by lizard (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I took out my ear cartilage piercing. With my comb. FML

#14233403
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27100) - you deserved it (9228)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:13am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML

#14225014
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6449) - you deserved it (25641)

On 12/16/2010 at 3:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML

Today, I thought it would be funny to hide behind the ice machine at work and jump out randomly and scare people. This resulted in my first victim whacking me in the head with a skateboard. FML

#14222956
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6096) - you deserved it (54884)

On 12/16/2010 at 10:29am - work - by me -

Today, I woke up to the sound of sirens. My ex-girlfriend, who I had broken up with the day before, had set my car on fire. I had just finished restoring it. I was going to insure it today. FML

#14212180
147 comments

Today, my fiancé told me that he doesn't think cheating is a big deal because everybody does it. FML

#14211763
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35849) - you deserved it (3406)

On 12/15/2010 at 10:07am - intimacy - by mom2010 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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