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DahkLohd

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 4558
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About DahkLohd : I don't have a nose.

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Visits<b>French_giirl</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 3:49pm<b>mushie12</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 1:54am<b>BakedInTheOven</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 12:11pm<b>ztodaro</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 2:07am<b>IAm123</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 8:06pm<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 12:28am<b>XxPojoxX</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 12:01am<b>OptimusSlime</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 6:32pm<b>Ajax_Teh_Great</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 6:32pm<b>YaoiTitan</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 11:26pm<b>Skydiver2001</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 5:19pm<b>Rosieflowers7</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 9:10pm<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 10:33pm<b>refticon</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 5:41pm<b>Addiction333</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 11:29pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 1:57pm<b>DarkLink9001</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 8:24am<b>paskievitchjack</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 2:09am

Fucked!<b>mushie12</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 6:38am<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 6:28am<b>XxPojoxX</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 6:01am<b>YaoiTitan</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 5:27am<b>refticon</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 11:41pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 6:28am<b>MarkTheMintMan</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 6:06pm<b>soveryunoriginal</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 2:12pm<b>klawzor</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 7:54am<b>CitricAcid</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 12:50am<b>sevazilla</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 4:36am<b>kittykat1501</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 12:57pm<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 2:15am<b>RoseBlack123</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 4:56pm<b>brittsteele</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 10:01pm<b>dposspan</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 6:04pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 3:37pm<b>I_Am_Lamp_</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 6:53am

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DahkLohd's favorite FMLs

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

by WronglySad619 / 01/26/2011 at 5:31am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I found out that I've been paying student fees for the wrong account. Apparently I have been paying for some other student's tuition. FML

by AlreadyInDebt / 01/26/2011 at 3:52am / United States (Wisconsin) / Money

Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

by embarassed / 01/14/2011 at 5:11am / United States (Idaho) / Work

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

by wrongnumber / 01/14/2011 at 3:37am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML

by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 3:25am / United States (Connecticut) / Animals

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 6:25am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I tried to contact my birth mother, who abandoned me when I was three weeks old. After months of tracing, I finally plucked up the courage to call her. She told me to "f*ck off and die". FML

by unfortunategeek / 12/23/2010 at 11:13am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

by Anonymous / 12/22/2010 at 5:23pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML

by lizard / 12/18/2010 at 12:56am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took out my ear cartilage piercing. With my comb. FML

by Anonymous / 12/17/2010 at 8:13am / Australia (Victoria) / Health

Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML

by Anonymous / 12/16/2010 at 3:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML

by Olive14 / 12/16/2010 at 3:03pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

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Today, I thought it would be funny to hide behind the ice machine at work and jump out randomly and scare people. This resulted in my first victim whacking me in the head with a skateboard. FML

by me / 12/16/2010 at 10:29am / Work

Today, I woke up to the sound of sirens. My ex-girlfriend, who I had broken up with the day before, had set my car on fire. I had just finished restoring it. I was going to insure it today. FML

Today, my fiancé told me that he doesn't think cheating is a big deal because everybody does it. FML

by mom2010 / 12/15/2010 at 10:07am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy