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by WronglySad619 / 01/26/2011 at 5:31am / United States (California) / Health
by AlreadyInDebt / 01/26/2011 at 3:52am / United States (Wisconsin) / Money
Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML
by embarassed / 01/14/2011 at 5:11am / United States (Idaho) / Work
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
by wrongnumber / 01/14/2011 at 3:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 3:25am / United States (Connecticut) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 6:25am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by unfortunategeek / 12/23/2010 at 11:13am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
by Anonymous / 12/22/2010 at 5:23pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML
by lizard / 12/18/2010 at 12:56am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/17/2010 at 8:13am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
by Anonymous / 12/16/2010 at 3:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Olive14 / 12/16/2010 at 3:03pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by hotride / 12/15/2010 at 11:34am / Transportation
by mom2010 / 12/15/2010 at 10:07am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, my economics teacher gives us a lot of photocopies, so I told her that she kills pandas by…