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Da_Fresh_Prince

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Da_Fresh_Prince

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 153
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Da_Fresh_Prince : I'm just a simple 14 year old from Mississippi that's here for a laugh. I also love Jordan's, as you can tell from my picture

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Da_Fresh_Prince's favorite FMLs

Today, while working in a call center at a university, someone threatened to report me to the President of the University because "I" wouldn't accept their daughter who had a 1.5 GPA and "got accepted into Harvard". I don't even make the decisions, I just answer calls. FML

Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall, my mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked: 'TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK'. FML

#21073837
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39264) - you deserved it (3508)

On 02/28/2014 at 4:06am - kids - by Ohgodmother (man) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

#20823157
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54011) - you deserved it (18139)

On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend and I attempted some bondage for the first time. Within seconds of the handcuffs being put on, I went into a serious panic attack. I was playing the dominant; my girlfriend was the one in cuffs. FML

#20806809
118 comments

Today, my boss threatened to fire me for showing up at work early. His reasoning is that it looks bad when his workers show up before dawn and work later than he does. He assigned me these hours specifically to accommodate one of our clients. FML

#20725768
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41346) - you deserved it (2763)

On 06/14/2013 at 3:29pm - work - by wtfwhyfml (woman) - United States

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

#19967014
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24230) - you deserved it (4338)

On 07/21/2012 at 4:00am - kids - by It was the 11 year old - United States (Texas)

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

#6185536
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23738) - you deserved it (9538)

On 11/06/2009 at 6:37pm - health - by jellybean (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or Genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML

#5082348
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58194) - you deserved it (8664)

On 09/06/2009 at 2:19pm - health - by Curt (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or Genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML

#5082348
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58194) - you deserved it (8664)

On 09/06/2009 at 2:19pm - health - by Curt (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my girlfriend's friend told her she had seen me shopping with a cute girl. When I came back home my girlfriend punched me in the face and asked who the girl was. Apparently her friend didn't tell her the cute girl was my three years old niece. I lost a tooth because of that punch. FML

#910905
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88104) - you deserved it (4871)

On 04/11/2009 at 2:36am - love - by GotPunched (man) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

#221148
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64926) - you deserved it (3721)

On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

#524
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6785) - you deserved it (106317)

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